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At last, Acme has conquered topological and engineering frontiers to manufacture genuine glass Klein Bottles. These are the finest closed, non-orientable, boundary-free manifolds sold anywhere in our three spatial dimensions.

These elegant bottles make splendid gifts, outstanding classroom displays, and inferior mouse-traps. With its circle of singularities, an Acme Klein Bottle can be said to exist inside of itself -- especially handy during time-reversals.

A mathematician's delight, handcrafted in glass

... from your Zero Volume Klein Bottle distributor

Perfect Gift - Stylish Klein Bottle Hats and Mobuis Scarf!

Mobius scarves, too!

Drinking Mug Klein Bottle

Quench your thirst from a Klein Stein

Wine Bottle - Klein Bottle

 

At last - I've made the Acme Wine Bottle Klein Bottle - now in stock!

Self-siphoning Cup of Tantalus and a Topless Teapot

Polyhedron Posters! Plenty of Polyhedra

An Acme Klein Bottle is a perfect gift for a mathematician, computer scientist, or troglodyte. In Germany, it's called a Kleinsche Flasche. A Klein Bottle makes a great math gift and an ideal present for a mathematician!

Origami Klein Bottles? Yep! Also, check out my Klein Bottle Slicing Machine

We made the world's largest glass Klein Bottle for the Kingbridge Centre!

Cliff Stoll with giant Klein Bottle

Our "M&M's in a Klein Bottle Contest" is closed

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Answer to the most commonly asked question: Yes, I do make and sell Klein Bottles, and yes, I regularly send these to countries around the world. Yes, you can safely order from this website, and I will send your Klein bottle within 24 hours. I pack these very securely, and guarantee safe delivery.

Acme Klein Bottles by Cliff Stoll, (and Pat, Zoey, & Danny Stoll) 6270 Colby St. Oakland, CA 94618 USA phone 510 654 3958

Acme Klein Bottles - where yesterday's future is here today!

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We last updated this page on November 15, 2014

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