Question Mark Klein Bottle

 

Two Question Mark Klein Bottles, one with calibrations

Inspired by the ceremonial Navajo marriage vase, a Question Mark Klein Bottle makes an elegant wedding gift for the one-sided couple. The nearly-symmetric design allows for ease in transport -- the bottle balances gracefully in your hand as you lilt on stage at the San Jose Center for the Performing Arts.

We make the handle slightly larger than the nearly-sperical base. This makes the Question Mark Klein Bottle easy to grasp during those intimate topological moments when handles and holes are hard to discern.

Like ACME's other fine Klein Bottles, this is handcrafted from pure Borosilicate Glass ... Pyrex, Kimax, Bomex, or Simax. It has a bulk density: 2.23 gm/cm3 and expands just 0.000326% per degree C. This means that it'll shrink only a few microns when you trek from Tucson to Nome. Nor should you worry about it dissolving -- we have tested samples in water, acetone, methyl-ethyl-ketone, turpentine, and Jello.

This delightful Klein Bottle costs only $60 -- a low cost alternative to retrofitting our global economy.

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