Need a zero-volume bottle?
Searching for a one-sided surface?
Want the ultimate in non-orientability?
Get an ACME KLEIN BOTTLE!
At last, Acme has conquered topological and engineering frontiers to manufacture genuine glass Klein Bottles. These are the finest closed, non-orientable, boundary-free manifolds sold anywhere in our three spatial dimensions.
These elegant bottles make splendid gifts, outstanding classroom displays, and inferior mouse-traps. With its circle of singularities, an Acme Klein Bottle can be said to exist inside of itself -- especially handy during time-reversals.
A mathematician's delight, handcrafted in glass
... from your Zero Volume Klein Bottle distributor
Self-siphoning Cup of Tantalus and a Topless Teapot
Polyhedron Posters! Plenty of Polyhedra
An Acme Klein Bottle is a perfect gift for a mathematician, computer scientist, or troglodyte. In Germany, it's called a Kleinsche Flasche. A Klein Bottle makes a great math gift and an ideal present for a mathematician!
Origami Klein Bottles? Yep! Also, check out my Klein Bottle Slicing Machine
We made the world's largest glass Klein Bottle for the Kingbridge Centre!
Answer to my most commonly asked question: Yes, I do make and sell Klein Bottles, and yes, I regularly send these to countries around the world. Yes, you can safely order from this website, and I will send your Klein bottle within 24 hours. I pack them very securely, and guarantee safe delivery.
Our "M&M's in a Klein Bottle Contest" is closed
Questions? Send me email - KLEINBOTTLE aa ttt KLEINBOTTLE (ddoott] COM [please replace "aatt" with the @ sign and (ddoott) with a, well, a period] To get through my spam filters, please mention Klein Bottle in the body of your text and, if possible, use plain text without html
Acme Klein Bottles by Cliff Stoll, (and Pat, Zoey, & Danny Stoll) 6270 Colby St. Oakland, CA 94618 USA phone 510 654 3958
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We last updated this page on December 28, 2014
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