Need a zero-volume bottle?
Searching for a one-sided surface?
Want the ultimate in non-orientability?
Get an ACME KLEIN BOTTLE!
At last, Acme has conquered topological and engineering frontiers to manufacture genuine glass Klein Bottles. These are the finest closed, non-orientable, boundary-free manifolds sold anywhere in our three spatial dimensions.
These elegant bottles make splendid gifts, outstanding classroom displays, and inferior mouse-traps. With its circle of singularities, an Acme Klein Bottle can be said to exist inside of itself -- especially handy during time-reversals.
A mathematician's delight, handcrafted in glass
... from your Zero Volume Klein Bottle distributor
DECEMBER 2013: Yes, I am sending out every order the same day received. My post office clerk recognizes me! I treat each order as a rush order. OH- GMAIL THINKS MY EMAIL IS SPAM. So after you order, please check your gmail or hotmail spam folder. This happens even though I do not send any spam, and each of my letters is personally composed. Grrr...
Self-siphoning Cup of Tantalus and a Topless Teapot
Chinese Dragon Spouting Bowls!
An Acme Klein Bottle is a perfect gift for a mathematician, computer scientist, or troglodyte. In Germany, it's called a Kleinsche Flasche. A Klein Bottle makes a great math gift and an ideal present for a mathematician!
Origami Klein Bottles? Yep! Also, check out my Klein Bottle Slicing Machine
We made the world's largest glass Klein Bottle for the Kingbridge Centre!
Our "M&M's in a Klein Bottle Contest" is closed
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Acme Klein Bottles by Cliff and Danny Stoll, 6270 Colby St. Oakland, CA 94618 USA phone 510 654 3958
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We last updated this page on December 10, 2013
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