Need a zero-volume bottle?
Searching for a one-sided surface?
Want the ultimate in non-orientability?
Get an ACME KLEIN BOTTLE!
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At last, Acme has conquered topological and engineering frontiers to manufacture genuine glass Klein Bottles. These are the finest closed, non-orientable, boundary-free manifolds sold anywhere in our three spatial dimensions.
These elegant bottles make splendid gifts, outstanding classroom displays, and inferior mouse-traps. With its circle of singularities, an Acme Klein Bottle can be said to exist inside of itself -- especially handy during time-reversals.
A mathematician's delight, handcrafted in glass
... from your Zero Volume Klein Bottle distributor
Friends - I have just upgraded to a new webserver. I've tested this website and everything looks like it's working. If you have any trouble with the website or e-commerce system please tell me! MANY THANKS! -Cliff, 15 May 2012
NEW! A Plastic Baby Klein Bottle only $30
At last - I've made the Acme Wine Bottle Klein Bottle now on sale!
Now available in glass: Self-siphoning Cup of Tantalus and a Topless Teapot
Polyhedron Posters! Plenty of Polyhedra & Platonic Solids
Chinese Dragon Spouting Bowls!
Books (Cuckoo's Egg), beamsplitters, and other goodies for sale
An Acme Klein Bottle is a perfect gift for a mathematician, computer scientist, or troglodyte. In Germany, it's called a Kleinsche Flasche. A Klein Bottle makes a great math gift and an ideal present for a mathematician!
Origami Klein Bottles? Yep! Also, check out my Klein Bottle Slicing Machine
We made the world's largest glass Klein Bottle for the Kingbridge Centre!
Our "M&M's in a Klein Bottle Contest" is closed
Questions? Send me email - KLEINBOTTLE aa ttt KLEINBOTTLE (dott] COM [please replace "aatt" with the @ sign and (dott) with a, well, a dot] To get through my spam filter, please mention Klein Bottle in the body of your text.
Seeking a topological solution to the global financial crisis? Help the world economy by purchasing an Acme Klein Bottle!
Acme Klein Bottle by Cliff and Danny Stoll - since 1996, owned, operated, and mismanaged by the Stoll family, 6270 Colby St. Oakland, CA 94618 USA phone 510 654 3958
I last updated this page on May 14, 2012
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If you're looking for ordinary bottles, you're knocking on the wrong door! Visit a real bottle maker to purchase wholesale bottles or plastic bottles. They're good people at ebottles - endorsed by Acme!
